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Billiards Guy Tee

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$32.00

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Billiards Guy Tee

Billiards Guy Tee

$32.00

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The billiards stick guy, giving it a solid medium effort. Aggressively Mediocre.

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We make things that work better and last longer. Our products solve real problems with clean design and honest materials.

Aggressively Mediocre is a women-owned company. Yes, really.

You may have noticed there's no lady version of our guy. That's not an oversight. We looked everywhere, and we honestly don't know a single woman who's aggressively mediocre. The women in our lives remember birthdays, find the lost keys, and somehow know where the good scissors are. We tried drawing a "Consistently Excellent" gal. Nobody laughed.

So our guy stays a guy, and he's here out of real appreciation. He's for every man who's showing up and giving it everything he's got for the people he loves. The dad who coaches the team without knowing the rules. The husband who fixes the sink (eventually). The guy who grills, golfs, and assembles furniture with leftover screws and full confidence. The results may be mediocre, but the effort and the heart never are. We see you, fellas, and we love you for it.

Ladies, our gear is unisex if you want to borrow his look. But mostly, this is your chance to say thanks to the proudly average man in your life who keeps trying hard for you. He'll wear it with pride. Probably inside out.

With love (and slightly lowered expectations),
The Aggressively Mediocre Team

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